So what is a "roll-up"??

Madcow-Brother has requested this image be posted as a fine example of my fathers photographic decline. Where earlier images were merely "posed" this photo shows his apparent spiral into the depths of "Naff"! He had carefully inscribed this one "Lesley having a roll up at Moeraki" which when I first read it sent me rushing for the projector, thinking I had found hitherto unknown links to the drug world. No, of course not. Lawn bowls. The thought of nana in her bowling whites rolling a spliff would be too much to cope with.

A lot of things are too much for me at the moment. My ISP provides a regular newsletter giving site of interest one of which was this little gem:
http://www.myheritage.com/

You can download a photo of yourself and then find your celebrity "match". This is where it became too much for me. My "Celebrity Matches" are
Elton John
Chara Alberstein
Steven Soderbergh
Joseph Deiss
Jan Peter Balkenende
Arthur Eddington
Anna Lindh
Peter Sellers
Meryl Streep
Francois Mitterrand

What does this mean? Seven out of ten matches were male and one of the three women is an actress who I would rather eat glass than ever see another of her movies. And Elton John??? Does this mean I need a hair transplant? If only I had a frock I'd immediately go put it on and then spend the rest of the evening painting my nails.

My self image in tatters instead I visited a new favourite for a good read
http://www.clivejames.com/

Mind you, I probably will look like him by the end of the year.